24 April 2008

whts so funny about black ink

i have this thing for letters.for my biggest fans,HINT HINT.those who share the same classes as i do (and eugene low) already know how im constantly writing letters.and Not only to eddy.in fact,i rarely do tht anymore.so im here thinking how itd be like to work in a post office.and most glare at me and go "post msia?" and id go "what why not".then u guys would snigger at how anyone would want to work at some place with the word-malaysia in it.probably double corruption.bt anyway,ive never in my whole life seen a post-woman.bt well i guess i shouldnt complain,pretty sexy having guys ring the door bell and sending u letters.u think post men post their own letters?i bet they write the letters and not include a stamp because theyd be passing by the house anyway! there should be a stamp with my face on it.the fact people would be licking the back of me,really tickles.


chuckles.i scare you sometimes dont i.
sha travels around college with the cameraphone she had since she was 14.
dont laugh.bt u have to admit,it is true.if u know wht im trying to imply here
because just a few shots is NEVER just a few shots.
oh oh and i can play the drums! ( a bit.kinda.in a way.i know how at least)
the cover of my bio u1 text book is of a mitochondria.i wonder who decides these things.maybe they want the students to be totally energized before studying.like, "ooo ATP energy!rejuvenate!"

uhuh.i will stop scaring you with my infamous rants.
i guess ive got the weird gene.im sure its coded on some DNA,because my kid sister has some traits too
ive been deprived of sleep,so i take a long afternoon nap after college.she knocks on the door continuously,waking me up and having me think its something important as i dash across the room to open the door.

"Sha.could i borrow ur pilot pen?"
"Why"
"Because i want to borrow ur pilot pen"
"Which pilot pen"
"Any pilot pen"
"Why pilot"
"Because its nice"
(ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls,i am So not going to walk to my desk,take out my pencil box and give her my pilot pen because she thinks its nice)
"What colour"
"Black"
"I dont have"
"Its okay.Blue.I just want a pilot pen"
"I dont have "

the crowd growns.sha,are u that fucking mean?
i was half asleep.bt Honestly,my thirteen yr old sister has a fascination over PILOT pens.like pentel or faber castell pens are going to leak out poison when she uses it.

bt here im a hypocrite.i only love using pilot pens myself.
told u,genetic.

21 April 2008






happy belated birthday brian and fern

love you both so much

and its done






sha doesnt normally blog about edward but she is,after all,fucking fickle.
i want to hang out with eddyy again.i dont think i remember the last time i actually did.bt i know whenever i do,it brings more than just euphoria.
after so long,laughing,catching up and walking hand in hand with him makes up for the distance and differences,the lies and fights.
hes my bestest best friend and hes never there with me.bt its okay..
because just knwing hes mine makes up for it.

shakes head.this is too much.get out of ur emonity,sha! ach,bt whats wrong with wallowing? just once. i miss my girls too. =( times when theleven of us were together.and more.i miss everyone la.i think the ugly yearbook brought us back together for awhile.somehow,in some strange way. four months in college and i still have that occasional (very rare here,note) dozing back into reminiscing and missing the high school buddies.i dont see why.college has been good.

minus exams.minus results.minus homework.minus sien-ness of long breaks and double period chemistry classes.
i wont elaborate because i know those people who go "sha,i read your blog yesterday " -didnt.bt im not being totally cranky about it eiter.if i were You,i wouldnt even Bother reading through the long paragraphs of rants.unless of course ur totally in love with me.
and you could be without me knowing.trust me,let me know if you are..im dying for someone to die for me and Buy Me A Yellow Umbrella.hint hint hint.
yes eff,of all things why a yellow umbrella.a yellow umbrella happens to signify..
nothing much of any importance.
oh wait,theres the whole 'kedaulatan raja' thing we learnt in sejarah.they did mention something about yellow umbrellas for the kings,didnt they?im sure they did.in one of those little boxes by the side..the ones we always missed bt always came out for our exams.
i remember.=)
its drizzling.i hve nothing to blog about.i Nvr have anything much to blog about.im such a boring blogger.why do i even bother blogging? i waste my time.and the effort of any random stranger who bumped into my blog.
bt i cant be THAT boring.im sure there are More boring people.like those who blog about clothes and apparently very deep thoughts about rain drops and love.or hags who blog about their children at school.or politicians ranting about corruption.
shit.i just insulted a big number of people in the world.
not that anyone can do anythng about it.
HAHA.SUCKERS.
okay yes,i should stop

17 April 2008

*star*

=
enough said for those who know me well enough
save the orangutans!!!!
because ive been ranting on about it for 3 years and i still havent saved enough money to adopt one or give enough donation.so i guess my rants are the only way i can help
u know the whole spreading around the news waiting for people to care-thing.
well someone has to speak for them.evn toh they're so blady smart,they can only utter "ook oook ook" and u stil wont be able to tell the difference if hes sad or constipated.

AND AND speaking of constipated.
I FOUND SOMETHING WORSE THAN MATHS.
wms 07' yearbook is shit.its fucking shit.sorry those who might have spent nights doing it and all that.bt ur effort is NOT at al appreciated.i mean,and im someone who thoroughly appreciates effort.im someone who cant draw a straight line properly.bt you people have Successfully invented a whole new look of ugly.and have emofied my day even more.its disastrous and hideous and makes me so ashamed of belonging to wms.and thats something.i love that school.maybe i love that school too much to accept how shitty its yearbook is.and its Not just a yearbook.its a memory keepsake of my LAST year.the one where jun ian(and btw you should read his blog.and peako's too because this is just an anger rant,they have Sense) had superman and me on the f5 page.ruined.ruined!
i need a hug.i need to shout out fuck a lot.and this time,i know itd actually be excusable for being rude and vulgar.people who never swore might glance at our yearbook and whisper fuck for the first time of their lives.horrifying! it makes me want to study law to know if its at all possible to sue the school for creating a terrible trauma to many students because of an unsatisfying and displeasing yearbook.
SEE.ITS SO BAD,its having a devastating effect on evolution.
AND SEE ,ITS SO BAD,im making LESS sense than i originally do.
grumble.

have a good day you all.

11 April 2008

rotating pi orbitals at ramlee burger stalls



dear mei,i dont thnk the uhu glue is sticking much.im not so sure why im stil forcing the pieces to stick together though.next time im using elephant glue.or just scotch tape. oh and my bestest best friend in the wholdest widest world (or apparently so) is back from sydney

so its the weekend before my semester exam and i decide to blog for a god knows why reason.god knows a lot of things.

im the sort of person who looks up at the sky and smile and tel myself "Wow,god did that" .i had a friend(or rather have a friend.bt shes not in kl and i dont talk to her much anymore because of the time diffference not that i actually Do want to talk to her,are u reading this serene?)who would look at the sky after my comment about how its so beautiful and go "the birds look like ants in the sky".And INDEED ur right,she is one of those bimbos who cant differentiate between a feathered creature with wings and the tiniest insect alive.ching and i are glad to have gotten rid of her.oh wait,yes the painful truth is tht she left Us,bt its better if we put it the other way around and say we never really wnted her.
and if ur reading this serene,i dont blady hell miss u.go have fun with ur hyde park and snow.ive got ai ching and a whole street of kopitiams!in fact you should be grteful tht ur name is still bng mentioned in my blog.
sha is such a bitch isnt she.i'll wait and see if serene gets me any nice souveniers from uk.then maybe id have a change of heart.wink.
(*serene,dont cry u know how i am,im only kidding)
(**serene u just got punk'd! i wasnt kidding!)

okay la, i know i sound like an insane moron here.

i just have this Thing for the inifinite beauty of nature. and fyi,i have Not been studying my keats so its not the whole romanticsm thing influencing me in any way.

so ive been sick this week.total effing hell.i hate being sick.when ur nose is al blocked up,u actualy want to smell the shit body odour left from the previous class just so u can go "AHHH,i can breathe!"
its like bliss.

okay okay not close enough to bliss.. or tht intense happiness u get just knowing hes yours.
or will be yours..soon..if u hope and pray and flirt hard enough.i make myself seem utterly desperate.im Not.i already have what i need,and more.
yeah right.
humans can only want for more.
i mean here i am,happy and content and being thankful and sentimental
and then steven gerrard comes on to play a match and im like "Noooo why is he older and marriedd!?"
actually ok fine no,im not lke tht.disgusting la,i dont know how i'll tahan having a beau with such a thick thick horifying accent.i mean ,it Seems sexy.bt after days and days of listening to the angmohness i know i'l eventually dump him for Not saying la..lah.

im nt being a bloody racist here..or an accent-ist.im just giving a personal opinion lyk how everyone else does on their blog.rant rant rant about life and love and issues.only kepo people read blogs la.i mean seriously,Who cares.if ur not kepo,u wouldnt care.
most bloggers are all blady cheong hei people.u got so much time to read meh?
like my blog,noone is reading this right now cos after a few lines in a post,someone goes "shit weird it doesnt make any sense".although if someone IS reading this right now ,i congratulate u.i wouldnt read a blog lyk mine.
id kepo the pictures la.laugh at the camwhores.bt the whole paragraphs of words..id skip skip skip.
bloggers arent best selling authors.they're just poyol writers with nothing better to do.and they enjy being so.at least,i do.just shows how shit strange the world is,right.i mean Why do u bother putting up something tht the whole world has excess to,but nt evn 1% of the world reads.
unless ur like those macho bloggers.bt we can leave the macho bloggers.there are more unmacho bloggers than macho ones.
i should hope so anyway.

i hate fisherman's friend.what sort of brand name is that? Im not a fisherman,ur not my friend.ur this edible object that cures my cough.why call urself fisherman' s friend when i can bet no fisherman actually buys you.they prb look at u and go "haha,i dont friend u!"

sha's out of inspiration and my mom wants me to literally crawl the whole house to search for her cookbook.this meaning not using the right time to study.if i fail,its because of this cook book,i swear.
so forgive her.bt dnt forget her.
nt that u can anyway.


love is stronger than hydrogen bonds.

05 April 2008

hello stranger.

sha says:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Want to play Online Mafia? IM me says:
sha are u trying to be a ghost?

sha says:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


we actually played mafia online!

I'm ready to get killed by lvl 20 bugs in GW. Anyone want to teman? says:
everyone close ur eyes

Jason C. - Can we wait and see? says:
*eyes are closed*

I'm ready to get killed by lvl 20 bugs in GW. Anyone want to teman? says:
i mean, dont say anything

peako? peako; peako! says:
*eyes wide open*

I'm ready to get killed by lvl 20 bugs in GW. Anyone want to teman? says:
ooh my dinner is here

sha says:
..WHAT

peako? peako; peako! says:
...


and because of that,i havent studied u1 chemistry.

Jason C. - Can we wait and see? says:
who?

I'm ready to get killed by lvl 20 bugs in GW. Anyone want to teman? says:
im not telling

hellforge2@msn.com says:
hahaha

sha says:
I KNOW WHO IT IS

I'm ready to get killed by lvl 20 bugs in GW. Anyone want to teman? says:
SHHHH

peako? peako; peako! says:
who???

I'm ready to get killed by lvl 20 bugs in GW. Anyone want to teman? says:
DID I SAY OPEN

peako? peako; peako! says:
sha tell me i pay u 10 bucks

I'm ready to get killed by lvl 20 bugs in GW. Anyone want to teman? says:
I SAID REMAIN CLOSED!

sha says:
10 aussie?

I'm ready to get killed by lvl 20 bugs in GW. Anyone want to teman? says:
HEW LI SHA
I'm ready to get killed by lvl 20 bugs in GW. Anyone want to teman? says:
STOP IT NOW

peako? peako; peako! says:
yes 10 aussie

sha says:
eyes closed stil can talk


pft.

dee see's playing mafia! says:
its been a blooooody night


how true.
AND theres my goodfriend shonn,who asked me if the spermatocytogenesis thing we had to write about was for humans and plants.
any sane person would know that plants dont produce sperms.they produce pollen grains.a good D'oh! moment.

01 April 2008

schnauzers suck

i hate waking up to go to college every single day of my life .minus weekends.
college,is not the most intersting or thrilling thing.far from that actually.
okay okay im being a grumps.
SO ive got nothing much to update about except that i finished season one of gilmore girls and i dont have any intentions of watching the second season.it wasnt Bad,im weird.
once upon a time,in the canteen of methodist college kuala lumpur,pranav divakaran asks ann,a new march intake student -so are u in college?

and thats my life ladies and gentlemen,mixing around with shit idiots.
and if theres one thing i love about my life..its these shit idiots which make my day so fucking ..un fucked.this being a good thing,so dont go telling pranav i bitched about him on my blog.its untrue.

and since ive always had this thing for remembering dates:happy bday uncle serene's dad and uncle ching's dad.