my pathetic friday morning
Rule Number One of driving should be , never drive when you're half asleep.
Rule Number Two should be, never drive when your hair is itchy after it not being washed for two days straight.
but anyway,being half asleep wasnt so bad..you dont really have to Think Much when you drive anyway. its just that half the time you dont realize what you're doing or you're not paying attention to the uncle next to you who has been saying:
"stop here,stop,stop"
or "clutch,break..clutch,break..no need to accelerate..SLOW DOWN"
or "aiyah! motorcycle!"
the worst part about driving in this particular country is that we're forced to sit in Kancils (tiny automobiles barely visible to the human eye.)
Okay,scream at the snobbiest city girl. i Know im being a tiring ass,complaining about a little ugly automobile just because my daddy drives an even uglier and bigger van.
(at least unlike li anne,i dont want a pony)
but the engine whirrs so loudly,my driving instructor enjoys imitating it:
"you hear the engine? prrrrrriiiiiii...!!"
and the seats are so uncomfortable,my butt hurts after 2 hours of driving non stop.
well no.Actually,Kancils arent So bad.
today,i had my Second driving class.
my first driving class was quite fun but today's lesson was terrible.
today,i went to kelana jaya (i saw li wen there too)
Kelana Jaya is in Petaling Jaya.
im a strict KL girl,so my apologies for being incredibly bitchy and prejudice,as usual.
Now,there is this driving circuit in kelana kaya
and its Dodgy.
This morning,it was Dodgy and filled with Men.
I SWEAR,i was the Only Female on that entire circuit.
i could smell testosterone in the air and i Bet the other drivers were all swearing at me - "Bloody Woman Driver!"
i couldnt even impress them with my wonderful and seductive feminine charm because i had Dirty and Itchy Hair.
Why are we being trained to drive in such Crappy Conditions when most of the time we would be..you know,gliding on the highway?
For my first lesson,i had the liberty of driving around Damansara Heights,where all the bigass houses are,with nice clean roads and lovely trees and smooth lanes..
This circuit has rocky and narrow roads-which have been fuckingbadly tarred.so that meant a very bumpy and uncomfortable ride in the heat.
and my head was itchy,and i was half asleep.
the Chances of a spoiled city girl like myself of Ever driving in such roads or conditions (i wash my hair every day) are very,very slim.
so there,ive blogged about my pathetic friday morning.
we should all be able to teleport ourselves to wherever we want.
i am Grouchy.
